Odds

These are the odds at my house.

Odds are:

If I just mopped juice will get spilled in the next 5 minutes.

If I just vacuumed somehow I missed something really gross and my baby is going to eat it or at least attempt to eat it.

If we're ready to walk out the door for church the baby will have a blow-out.

The toy my preschooler really wants is at the bottom of the toy box.

When my husband decides he would like an Oreo I've already eaten all of them.

We're going to play some sort of card or board game this weekend and end up laughing really hard.

If there is a Disney movie that involves music, animals, cars, princesses, princes, monsters, bad & good guys, real people or cartoons we own it or will in the near future.

Our kids will prefer to watch the bonus features of the next DVD we get before we watch the show.

Tomorrow morning and every morning for the next foreseeable future my three year old will ask for french toast for breakfast.

At any given time there are 15 dirty cups on my counter that have been used just once each for a drink of water.

Tonight my husband and I are going to receive at least 5 hugs, 5 kisses and 5 "I love you"s from the 5 most adorable, brilliant, talented, funny, kind children in the world.

We are the luckiest parents and family in the world!